SLASH

Tonight is the concert of the century. The lights go down in Madison Square Garden as Miley Cyrus takes the stage. Buffy Summers had just returned from fighting Twilight that morning. She had hoped for weeks that Dr. Jack Shephard would invite her to go to the concert. "Jack," said Buffy. "From now on can every night be like ....tonight?" Jack said nothing. He just leaned in and kissed her. Suddenly, Lord Voldemort and an army of Clyon Centurions tear the roof off of of the arena. "We have to do something!" shouted Buffy. "I can fix this." Jack bluntly stated. As Jack was preparing to say this, Harry Potter flew into the concert and defeated all the Centurions. "Piece of cake!" Harry screamed to Voldemort. "Watch out!" warned Hermione. Megatron grabbed Harry and it seemed like there was nothing he could do. Luckily, however, Goku had just gone Super Saiyan. Voldemort never knew what hit him. And don't get me started on Megatron. Harry Potter swooped down and lifted up Miley Cyrus on his Nimbus 2000 and kissed her.